Eh veterinarian: You clearly understand medical science, but how about learning a bit about how to deal with customers? I get it–you thought my cat was overweight. But did you have to sneer at me? Yes, my cat can stand to lose some weight–but I also love my cat and play with it and give it love every day. I get that you hate fat cats, but all your shaming of me did was convince me to find another vet.
Illustration: Ron Pitts