Eh brah: I got in an accident on my moped in front of the Dolphin Plaza. All I remember is a SUV was suddenly in front of me, and I thought I was going to die. Somehow I didn’t, and when I awoke I was being cared for by professional, competent off duty medics. Was it just a miracle you were there? I don’t know, but I’m glad you were. But I was so scared that I never said thank you. Thank you so much! Some nice lady even called my girlfriend–thank you to her, too. I love this island because it has people like you in it. Oh and just so you all know, I am okay, pretty much. That’s the best part.
Illustration: Ron Pitts