This one is for you and you know who you are! Don’t act like you paid me off when you borrowed big bucks from me nearly 10 years ago. Back then, we were friends–until you ripped off my family by trying to be professional. Enough acting already. You did enough damage to your image, husband, family and friends. Pay me off for real this time! Shame on you for stealing from your own kine. ‘Aole Nui!
Illustration: Ron Pitts