Eh, Brah! You were really slow pulling out of your parking space and looking down at your lap. At first I thought you were just some lost soul, staring down at a map, and decided that I’d be a hero. But when I walked closer to you, I saw that it wasn’t a map in your lap that held so much of your attention–it was the latest issue of MauiTime, and you were reading Eh, Brah!
Illustration: Ron Pitts