Eh Brah! You have a black car and white dog and you always go to Haiku Park, where you talk on your phone while tossing the ball for your dog. Nothing wrong with that, but eventually he stops to take a crap and then you leave it right there for the kids who practice soccer in the field the next day. Come on! I know you’re not the only one and anyone else who’s feeling guilty right now–remember to please take a bag with you when you walk your dog and pick up after yourself!
Illustration: Ron Pitts
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