Quit driving! You’re going to get someone killed (like me)! I was on my way to work when idiot you in a Cadillac Escalade tried to turn left onto Pi‘ilani Highway where there were no lights. You inched your way halfway across the empty (thank God) highway so that you were covering half of it with your enormous SUV, instead of using the merge lane for left turners trying to get onto the highway like you should have. Then you sat there, covering the highway until the other side is clear. Next time, just use the merge lane!
Illustration: Ron Pitts