To the SOB in the white pickup truck who nearly killed me on the highway: Stop driving! You don’t know how to. Everyone is behind you going 55 mph and you think it’s a good idea to stop randomly for a left-turning semi truck? The truck behind you skidded to a stop in the bushes and I went from 55 to 0 mph in ten feet! You can’t responsibly drive so give up your license and sell your car because you’re going to kill someone! AND the cop in the other lane saw the whole thing and did nothing. Maui PD failed once again!
Illustration by Ron Pitts