So this is how it’s supposed to go: I take you out, buy you a nice dinner, engage in some good conversation, then we go back to my place and see where it leads. You don’t have to put out, but I’d expect at least the courtesy of a make-out session after dropping $170 on food and drinks. Does this make me sound like a John and you like a prostitute? Maybe. But hey, you gotta give to get. Next time, if it’s gonna be a peck on the cheek and “goodnight,” let’s go Dutch.