People are so low these days! I know this because someone stole our weedwacker. Why on earth would you fool (or fools) go roving around in our garage and then steal an item that we need?! The nerve! My mom bought that with her hard-earned money. If you’re so desperate to cleanup your yard, we have an old green one that you can take. But please give our red one back. Of course, you probably don’t even have a yard to clean, you heartless jerk.
Illustration: Ron Pitts
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