For 10 years now I have been taking my lunch breaks down by “mud flats” just past Sugar Beach Resort on Waikapu beach. It’s great there, except you keep showing up. Now I know that I am in a secluded area—that’s what I like about it. It’s peaceful and quiet, and once in a while a guy or lady will go naked and that’s fine if they are minding their own business and staying a distance away. But you’re different: you show up for about 10 minutes, disappear and then return for another 10 minutes or so. At first you wore these turquoise shorts from the 1970s, but then you’d take them off and wear just a G-string. Later even that came off. But you never have a tan! Anyway, you always sit close by, and you constantly stare. You occasionally try to make conversation by apologizing for your nakedness, and even when I’m rude and tell you to leave me alone you don’t give up. You’re obviously turned on being next to women like that. I don’t mind you being naked, but I do wish you’d leave me (and other women I know) alone.