Found on the road to Kahakuloa: one dead green sea turtle, speared in the head. Wanted: The loser who did this to die in the same sick and painful way. I just hope one thing, you murdering loser–I hope that you ate that turtle and said a prayer thanking him for giving his life to you. Karma, as you will probably find out, is heavy, and I’d say that green sea turtle karma is 10 times as powerful as human karma. Now all of Maui knows what you did, and you have to live with it. This is really heavy, brah, and I still can’t believe what happened.
Illustration by Ron Pitts