Eh activity guys: You all say you’re concerned about marine life. How about all of the sunscreen your customers are wearing while snorkeling? Or how about your customers stepping on the reef and killing coral? Or how about the pollutants from your boats that give green sea turtles tumors? I overheard one of your minions saying she wasn’t concerned about the reef, only the animals. The reef is vital to the support of marine life! Get your facts straight and stop trying to prevent marine fish enthusiasts from responsibly enjoying marine life in their own homes instead of becoming suntan oil slicks that you create with your own business! Auwe! Shame on you!
Illustration by Ron Pitts