To the man driving lifted truck, trucker arm out the window, scanning the horizon (or parking lot) for a hot piece of arse. While you’re so busy looking cool as shit behind the wheel of your silly beast, trying to impress da wahine, you continued to roll right through EVERY crosswalk and never give those daisy dukes a chance to stroll in front of you. There’s a reason chivalry is not dead: it works. So pull your head out of your ass and take a moment to slow down and let us cross. You might actually like what you see.
Illustration by Ron Pitts