You know, you could have injured someone getting to that parking space I was just about to take. Then again you were in a black Range Rover with low profile tires on chrome rims and were speeding through the golf course parking lot (which you entered from the wrong entrance), so you probably had an advantage. Congratulations! You won! Way to act like a mainlander by rushing around and being rude! “Is this your parking spot?” you asked when I drove by. “I don’t see your name on it.” Seriously, learn to respect your elders, or at least, other people. What was so important that you needed to risk other people’s lives to get to a parking space? Were you late for your tee time? Think before you do things. It’s people like you who get others hurt or killed.
Illustration by Ron Pitts