Eh parking garage toll booth guys. Yeah, all of you! Quit checking out my panties as I drive through the exit lanes after work! I’m a young girl on Maui, so I wear lots of dresses and skirts, but that doesn’t give you the right to look up them! I realize your vantage point up there is just perfect for perving out on chicks like me, but seriously, would you want some sicko doing that to your wife? Or your daughter? It’s really, super creepy, and you’re not getting away with it. I spread the word to my girls at work and we’re all on to you now! I can’t wait until the day you f*#k up and try to look up my dress when my husband is in the passenger seat.
Illustration by Ron Pitts
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