It was Friday night just before the grom surf contest at Lahaina Library Park, and you three boys of high school age jumped on my boat and stole two fishing gaffs out of my cockpit. My boating neighbor saw you in the red shirt and red shorts running off with my gear, and he called the police and filed a complaint. If your Dads don’t give you one good likk’n and you keep up that stuff, there are guys in prison (where there’s no surf or skateboards) who will surely make an impression on your sorry butts. Fishing is my job, not a hobby, and you not only made it harder for me to work and care for my family, you also put a black eye on most boys your age, most of whom are doing their best to have integrity and make something great for themselves and their families. But if you do the right thing and bring-em back, all charges will be dropped.