What the heck were you doing kiting above Ka`a Point? Didn’t you see everyone yelling at you, trying to tell you that you were going to get all the kiters kicked out of the north shore by the FAA? Didn’t it ever cross your mind that you were the ONLY kiter below Ka`a Point? I guess you were more interested in flashing your bikini clad body and flirting with your boyfriend while you sailed right in front of the canoe full of keiki paddlers, forcing them to stop. If your line had dropped across their canoes, you might have killed one of them. Don’t you know that you’re required to stay 100 yards away from ANY canoe? We have the agreement that kiters stay below Ka`a Point to avoid resuming the windsurfer-paddler versus kiter war that threatened to get kiters kicked out of the area entirely. It was serious—blows were exchanged in that fight. Your thoughtless actions single-handedly threatened to restart that war again. Please just stop being such bimbo and get a clue. Even better, get out of the water!
Illustration by Ron Pitts