Hey haole boy, here’s some free some advice for you: 1. Don’t steal a giraffe-print, seven-gear cruiser straight out of my garage… It leaves a bad taste in the mouth. 2. Don’t attempt to sell said giraffe-print cruiser… Word gets around the island quickly with that coconut wireless. 3. Never doubt a girl from New York when she’s on a mission. Even if you move off-island, what goes around will come around.
Illustration by Ron Pitts
Comments
comments