Eh, yoga teacher: We know you walk around town in skimpy clothes and eat organic. And that you have a dog. Many people do these things, but somehow get through life without thinking that they’re better than everyone else. You, not so much. We’re tired of you refusing to wait for a parking spot and just parking your oversized gas-guzzling SUV wherever you want to. You know, it won’t kill you to think of others now and then.
Illustration: Ron Pitts