Eh brah, what’s that noise? A Humvee in the sky! Apocalypse Wow! I’m guessing you must be feeling really important. When I saw your black Huey at the movie shoot for Point Break 2 last winter, I thought it was an obnoxious but cool movie prop. Now eight months later, you’re frequently flying that loud piece of junk over quiet Upcountry, sometimes as early as 6:30am! I would like to follow you home and run a lawnmower outside your home during your quiet days off. See if you get my drift. That noisy ass helicopter needs to fly back to Hollywood, it’s TOO obnoxious for paradise. Rambo, fly home!
Illustration: Ron Pitts