I was traveling west on Wakea Street and was turning left onto Hukiliki Street, trying to a beat a truck traveling east on Wakea. You–one angry tita–also clearly wanted to beat the truck. But I had the right of way, not you. Instead of waiting your turn, you moved out into the intersection and nearly hit me. Of course, you were cursing me the entire time. Be glad I was in a good mood that day, so I just smiled and waved at you. What an ass you are.
Illustration by Ron Pitts