Eh snooty tourist couple at the resort buffet: Yeah, my keiki were making a little noise–they were enjoying their waffles. That doesn’t give you the right to make loud, disparaging comments and complain to the staff. We weren’t hurting anyone and were just enjoying a little luxury for my wife’s birthday. I’m sure you’re used to all the brown people bowing down and serving you whenever you jet off to a tropical island with your bailout money (you don’t think I know what AIG is, brah?). You’re lucky I didn’t shove that omelette in your eye–or somewhere else.
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