So you thought you could write those nasty things about me on the Craigslist rants and raves and it wouldn’t get back to me? Brah, this is Maui. Everything gets back to everyone. Lucky I converted to Buddhism last year and am now fully nonviolent. The old me would have tracked your scrawny ass down and given you one good lickin.’ Next time you got something to say, say it to my face rather than the computer. Maybe we could even have a discussion and figure it out. You know, like adults?