This goes out to the smokers. I know you have it rough. I know the number of places you’re allowed to puff has basically been reduced to your home and a small patio in Beirut. But pretty please: don’t leave your butts on the beach. It’s an old gripe, I know, but it’s also a New Year. So maybe those of you who aren’t resolving to kick the habit altogether can resolve to stop leaving your soggy little nicotine stubs all over our beautiful sand. In return, I resolve to not to cough in a rudely exaggerated fashion when I inhale a cloud of your secondhand cancer vapor. Deal?