Eh, Boss Hog—eff you! You don’t have to aggressively pull out your nightstick to reassure me that skateboarding on the sidewalk is prohibited. A simple friendly remark could’ve handled the situation, but instead you had to show your nacho-macho in front of the luau girls. You had nothing against me legally, yet you acted as if you wanted to fight! You’re a fat slob who needs to realize that to be happy you have to be nice to people—me skateboarding didn’t hurt anything and should not have offended you so harshly. This Eh Brah! won’t make you happy, but I hope it makes you less of a jerk.