EDIT PICK

BEST PLACE TO GET NAKED

Red Sand Beach

We all know that, as far as the Boys in Blue are concerned, full frontal nudity is a no-no on every beach in the County of Maui. Toplessness, that’s okay, but that’s it. Whatever. Like we all haven’t seen naked old guys hidden in the bushes at Baby Beach at Spreckelsville or sprawled out on Little Beach. Personally, we love being naked at the beach, but really hate running into people we know while they’re in naked splendor. Gross. The solution is Hana’s Red Sand Beach. Freaking awesome. It’s like this cool outer-space movie set. Cliffy background, cerulean ocean and a shoreline that looks exactly like Cocoa Pebbles. The best part is that you have to Billy-Goat-Gruff-it across a cliff to get there, so the chances of you running into your mailman are slim to none. Goodbye, tan lines! To get there, park at Hana Community Center and hike down the cliff. (LB)