EDIT PICK
BEST PLACE FOR AN IMPROMPTU POLE DANCE
Pukalani Terrace parking lot
Really, any pole will do. The reason we like this one so much is that it’s relatively sturdy and has minimal rust. Picking rust out of your palms is not sexy. It’s a great pole for a quick spin after picking up a movie at Paradise Video before you head into Foodland for some vanilla bean ice cream. You’ll usually have a small audience. But always remember that pole dancing is pointless if no one is watching. Then again, this particular locale isn’t too crowded, and it’s not located near a bar so you can’t totally humiliate yourself. Do not drink and pole. It may seem like a swell idea, but trust us when we say it gets a little weird when strangers on the side of the road start throwing dollars at you. Do you pick them up, or do you give them back? Or do you just slink away and die in a gutter? Located near Foodland in Pukalani. (LB)
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