BEST BEACH TO WATCH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
It’s ironic you all chose Ka’anapali as the best place to look at
beautiful people, because the last time I was there it was so packed I
had to sit next to a fat, bald man who told me to make sure the whale
society didn’t take him for a beached whale. But aside from that
unlucky encounter, the stretch of sand from Dig Me to Black Rock is a
favorite for Westside sun-loving hotties to catch a tan.
Runner-up: Little Beach. (GG)