BEST PLACE TO SPEND THE FOURTH OF JULY
Lahaina
The only reason you people voted for Lahaina is because of the fireworks show. Well, that’s a pretty good reason, though anyone who’s seen the fireworks shows at Disneyland or the Statue of Liberty or the Tulahoma County State Fair knows Lahaina doesn’t exactly light up the sky. But it’s a decent show and the kids love it. And isn’t that what the Fourth of July is all about? Of course not. The Fourth is about grilling dogs and getting smashed and raising hell. It’s the Fourth for chrissake! It’s America’s birthday! What do you think all those old white guys in wigs were talking about 200 some odd years ago, anyway? In conclusion, Freedom equals good, brutal totalitarian dictatorships equals bad. Happy Fourth! [AP]
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