BEST FISH & CHIPS
Alexander’s Fish & Chips
Alexander was a famous conqueror known for his voracious sexual appetite; Alexander’s is a locally owned chain of a couple restaurants known for fish and chips. They pretty much have nothing in common, except the fact that both are patrons of succulent, tender, delectable flesh. We could describe the ono that tastes like unicorn giggles, or the hilarity that ensues when you mix fries, bystanders and thousands of hungry little birds, but that whole “flesh” reference has us all distracted. Just eat the fish, okay? Ka‘ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-5556; 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788.
Runner-up: Paia Fish Market. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. (YT)