You know what’s really fun to do at Jamba Juice? Give them a
colorful and unique name when you order. They might not want to call
out “Blake the Enforcer,” but doesn’t it make you feel good to hear it?
Everyone will watch as you claim your smoothie and know that you are a
REAL man. But just pray that they don’t say what smoothie you ordered.
It sucks all of the manliness from the name when it’s followed with
“Strawberry Paradise with an energy boost.” Located island-wide.
Runner-up (tie): Cafe Del Ray, 381A BaldwinAve., Paia, 579-9990/Planet Smoothie, 5095 Napilihau St., Napili, 669-8447. (HK)