BEST FISH & CHIPS
alexander , s
I think it was John Mortimer—whoever the hell that was—who said, “I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat.” Truer words were never spoken, at least in the post-Ford Administration era. And I think I’m speaking for everyone when I say that Mortimer was certainly referring to fish & chips when he first uttered those words. Was there ever a meal so tasty yet so unhealthy? How people can take something as healthy as a piece of fish and turn it into a heart-stopping, artery-hardening delicacy is one of the mysteries of our time. Also, French fries are pretty bad for you, too. Nonetheless, Alexander’s serves up a good basket. 840 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9009; 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788.
runner-up: keoki,s fish & chips. kukui mall, kihei, 891-1400. (ap)