Best Place To Eat At 3 a.m.
I’ve been to Denny’s late night enough times to know why it’s the best place to eat at 3 a.m. First, it’s the only place open after bars close that gives you a choice of breakfast, lunch or dinner. Now that’s freedom. Second, Denny’s is the only place that gives you pictures on the menu. So when you are too drunk to navigate between descriptions of Grand Slams, Slugger Slams and Moon Over My Hammys, you just feast your fuzzy eyes on the picture that looks the prettiest, and say “Errr, umm…I’ll take that one.” God bless those that cater to the drunken masses. [EG]