EDIT PICK:
BEST METER MAID
Keith Taguma
Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma must hand out the most tickets on
the island. I don’t know the stats, but I and everyone else I know who
lives and works in Wailuku typically see him wielding the radar gun on
Pi’ilani Highway, then later handing out parking tickets in Wailuku
Town, then pulling someone over on Kuihelani Highway for speeding. In
fact, he writes so many parking tickets and nails so many speeders all
over town that I’m beginning to think the real Taguma underwent some
trauma—like an accidental shooting, for instance—and was then rebuilt
with artificial parts until he became Maui’s own version of Robocop.
(JR)
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