BEST RADIO PERSONALITY
Who doesn’t love Alaka`i? We’ll tell you who: our horse, Maui Boy.
Why? Because years ago, Maui Boy decided that he wanted a little
adventure and excitement. He wanted an epic journey! So he got down on
his knees—a major feat, if you comprehend horse anatomy—and shimmied
under the fence. POOF! He disappeared. We were distraught. Where, oh
where, did our little horse go? So we did what anyone would do in our
situation, and called Alaka`i and asked her to do a shout-out over the
airwaves for Maui Boy to come home. And you know what? Somebody found
him cruising Makawao Town. Yes, the actual town. Anyway, we dragged his
sorry, adventuring ass home. And to this day, we think Alaka`i is
fabulous, though Maui Boy hates her for being so popular that everyone
on the island was apparently listening to her the day he made a run for
it. You can listen to her weekday mornings from 6-10 a.m. on KPOA 93.5
FM or streaming live on www.kpoa.com.
Runner-up: Johnny A, X92.5 FM. (LB)