BEST THING TO DO ON A FIRST DATE

Dinner

Seriously, this is the best you guys can do? Dinner? Lonely single people who have no lives somehow manage to eat dinner. This is a first date, we’re talking! You only get one chance at a first date. You’ve got to do something exciting, daring—even crazy. Dinner… It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore. Amazingly enough, some of you managed to jot down at least some wit. “Cliff jumping,” “take a bath with healing crystals” and “the hokey pokey” were some of the more noteworthy entries. Oh, and to the young woman who voted for “Sugar Cane Train,” you can reach me during normal business hours at 661-3786. [GT]