Illustration by Ron Pitts On this particular day the lot was half empty, but you still saw fit to park as badly as a person possibly could in the handicap spot, not a care in the world for those lesser abled or anyone desperate to park near the restrooms. Besides the handicap spot, which I use because I am disabled, I treat the area directly in front of the restrooms as … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Think about others!
Illustration by Ron Pitts I suppose, young lady, that you do believe in God, right? That’s my first guess since you have a big “HE>I” sticker on the back window of the truck you drove when you forced and squeezed your way in front of me as we came to the end of the merge lane going to Lahaina. I pray you do, because if you drive like that often enough, you just might end … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Trying for a face-to-face with God or what?
Illustration by Ron Pitts What's with all you realtors and dentists flooding my mailbox with junk mail? Where's your respect for the environment?! All that junk has to fly to Maui before it gets to my mailbox and that gives you a huge carbon footprint. Then it has to go to our landfill. Gives us a break, brah. … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! No more junk mail!
Illustration by Ron Pitts A message to narcissistic dog owners who feel privileged and allow their dogs to run free and defecate on the beach. That includes you, Sprecks residents. You let your dogs wander the beach far and wide while you enjoy your morning walk. I've watched them poop while you're yards ahead totally oblivious. Then there's the jerk who lets his dog crap in … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Leash laws are real!
Illustration by Ron Pitts Eh, my fellow office workers! I know you love your coworkers and want to express your aloha by bringing delicious treats to share with everyone but please don't try to force them on me. Just because I'm fat it doesn't mean I want to get fatter and sicker by eating donuts, cookies, brownies, cake, or your late wife's special cheesecake recipe. While … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Thanks, but…