This goes out to the jerk who cut in line at Costco gas station. You cut off five people who were waiting for gas. You just drove up to the front pump as that person left, as though no one else was in line. I was next in line and would have drove around the car in front of me in my 4x4 truck and backed into that spot, but you–in your Porsche convertible–just thought you’d cut … [Read more...] about Eh Gas Station Line Cutter
Eh Fake Navy SEAL Deadbeat Dad
To the self-proclaimed “education parent” who rips up his son’s homework and throws it into the trash, tells both of his kids they do not go to “a real school” (Hawaiian immersion) and teaches his children to lie and cheat so that they may “get ahead:” Please go away. You quit your job so you wouldn’t have to pay child support. Instead, you spend your day drinking. Please … [Read more...] about Eh Fake Navy SEAL Deadbeat Dad
Eh Jerk Driver
This goes out to the inconsiderate jerk in the black Honda. If you’re on a suicide mission, please don’t involve innocent people. Earlier this month, I driving on Kailai Waa Street in Wailea, heading to work, and came to a STOP sign. After stopping, I turned on my blinker to turn left so I could continue on my journey. But you decided to RAGE and overtake me on my left side as … [Read more...] about Eh Jerk Driver
Eh Lazy Litterbugs
Eh you there, dropping your cigarette butts, cheap bear cans, bottle caps, soda bottles, cups, old slippahs, worn down shoes, tents, BVDs, bras, diapers, appliances, couches, toxic waste and all kine pilau stuffs on our ‘aina: Wise up! How would you like it if I came and dumped all my rubbish on your front yard or in your bedroom? I don’t care if you’re one dummy malahini from … [Read more...] about Eh Lazy Litterbugs
Eh Resort Security Guard Fink
Eh Brah. You were the Westside resort security guard who called the DLNR and police on my friend. Just wanted to let you know he was volunteering for the Lahaina Boys and Girls Club and donating his time to give a few less fortunate children a chance to skimboard and play at the beach. But there you were, acting like he was making money illegally. Thanks for the … [Read more...] about Eh Resort Security Guard Fink