Thank you for the amazing time we spent on the beach together. It was nice to meet you, but getting to know you is another story. To be honest, I didn’t know whether to be flattered or pissed off when I realized that when you invited me to your house, you actually took me to a house belonging to other people. People you did not know. Did you not think of what might happen when … [Read more...] about Eh Guy Who Took Me On A Date To Some House
Eh Wannabe Hardcore Taggers
To the hardcore gangsters who’ve been tagging my neighborhood in giant ugly red spray paint: Last time I checked, it’s not so “hardcore” to tag a community-built children’s bus stop in your own neighborhood. After uncle donated his day to painting over your slop, you struck again. Congrats! I know it’s probably a little slow for your gang-banging lifestyle here in the “hood,” … [Read more...] about Eh Wannabe Hardcore Taggers
Eh Harsh Restaurant Critic
Just wanted to thank the wonderful guest whose disregard for an out-of-order bathroom sign ended my employment. I did apologize and do my best to make things right with you but you weren’t even satisfied with the free dinner, refund on your discounted lunch and $100 gift card. You still slammed the restaurant on a review site–naming me–which resulted in my immediate … [Read more...] about Eh Harsh Restaurant Critic
Eh Generous Guy In Line
One morning not too long ago I traveled across the island to get tickets to a big concert. I got there around 8:45am (tickets went on sale at 9am) and had my one-year-old daughter in her backpack carrier. As I get closer to the entrance, I began to realize that the line had hundreds of people. I started having an “oh s**t” moment, mostly because I knew that my daughter would … [Read more...] about Eh Generous Guy In Line
Eh Rude Ultrasound Tech
To the young ultrasound technician: I think you should get your pulse checked. When a pregnant woman who is lying on your table has questions about the procedures you are performing on her body, you should learn how to answer her. She has every right to know what’s going on, every step of the way during her visit with you. Instead, you just sat there with your gum-smacking, … [Read more...] about Eh Rude Ultrasound Tech