Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) One of my favorite Virgos was born on Sept. 11, decades before it became infamous in 2001. For a long while, her birthday was completely eclipsed. She couldn’t exactly change it, but you should do what you can to escape whatever’s keeping you for from having a special day of your own. Virgos suck at taking time for themselves, and you’re so … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Pisces need to wash their hands more often
Archives for August 2017
Drew Toonz imagines what the good Lord told Joel Osteen
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Tony Valentine’s Girls Night Out at Iao Theater
Tony Valentine’s ‘Girls Night Out show will hit the Iao Theater with a bang on Wednesday, Sept. 6. Here’s a chance for the ladies to get freaky with an exciting night of former Chippendale dancers. This is a special ladies' night, so make sure to take advantage of a well-deserved evening out on the town with your girls. There’ll also be a late night Meet & Greet at Bistro … [Read more...] about Tony Valentine’s Girls Night Out at Iao Theater
QuizUnderstood: What do you know about Maui Ocean Center’s recent release of green sea turtles?
1. On Aug. 24, the Maui Ocean Center released six Hawaiian green sea turtles to the waters near Maui, according to an Aug. 25 press release. How many turtles has the center released since 1998, according to the Maui Ocean Center? A. 36 B. 48 C. 60 D. 72 E. 84 2. On Aug. 19, the LGBT Caucus of the Democratic Party of Hawai‘i announced that they were issuing a Statement of … [Read more...] about QuizUnderstood: What do you know about Maui Ocean Center’s recent release of green sea turtles?
NOTW: Idiotic drug dealers, anti-pervert flamethrowers and one really strange Trump fan
By the Editors at Andrews McMeel INEXPLICABLE Odessa, Texas, resident Ernesto Baeza Acosta, 34, has legally changed his name to Ernesto Trump and declared himself the son of President Trump. His NSFW Facebook page features photographs of Ernesto wearing a Trump-like wig and asks viewers to “Please share this so that my Dad your president can see this and spend time with me.” … [Read more...] about NOTW: Idiotic drug dealers, anti-pervert flamethrowers and one really strange Trump fan