Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You’re a gobstopper in the midst of a major sucking session. Your colors and flavors are changing rapidly, thanks to powerful external forces, but I’m also worried that things might get out of control. So far these are just outer layers–different hats you’re capable of wearing, so to speak. But this much erosion, left unchecked, could affect your … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Libras should take off the beer goggles this week
Archives for December 2015
NOTW: Homeland Security fails, flying cattle and another senseless radio shooting
ARE WE SAFE? As if 2015 weren’t bad enough for the Department of Homeland Security (e.g., in June, internal DHS tests revealed that its Transportation Security Administration failed to stop 67 of 70 guns passing through airport screeners), a U.S. congressman revealed in December that, based on a congressional staff investigation, 72 DHS employees currently appear on the FBI’s … [Read more...] about NOTW: Homeland Security fails, flying cattle and another senseless radio shooting
Drew Toonz gives us his New Year’s resolution
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Eh Jerk Who Can’t Stop Filming The Luau!
Here’s to the lady seated in front of us at a local luau, who just had to stand up and hold her “smart phone” as high as possible to record each dance, blocking all views behind her. After you recorded for about two minutes (per dance), you then put your head down into your phone the rest of the performance (only to repeat each new dance). Not only are you rude, but you didn’t … [Read more...] about Eh Jerk Who Can’t Stop Filming The Luau!
The Hyundai Tournament of Champions at the Plantation Course in Kapalua
The Hyundai Tournament of Champions kicks off at The Plantation Course At Kapalua this Wednesday, Jan. 6. The PGA Tour starts their season along Maui’s pristine greens. Teeing off will be 2015’s champ Patrick Reed along with past winner’s circle players Jimmy Walker and Bill Haas. Free public parking is available at the Lahaina Civic Center. Plantation Course at Kapalua $15+ … [Read more...] about The Hyundai Tournament of Champions at the Plantation Course in Kapalua