And now for another installment in the endlessly entertaining game of Ask LC Watch! This week’s question comes to us from someone named Jill, who posted it at Mauitime.com on Nov. 9. “I was just curious as to where the money from these fines goes,” Jill wrote. “Does it go towards a worthy cause, or into the pockets of our trusty LC officers? … [Read more...] about FINE QUESTION!
Archives for November 2007
No Pets Allowed
The kids want a dog for Christmas. In fact, they wanted a dog last Christmas. My daughter went as far as picking out a name for our future pooch: Pluto. I’d like to think that she tapped into some cool planetary vibe when choosing the name, but I’m pretty sure that it has something to do with Disney. The problem is that we can’t have a dog where … [Read more...] about No Pets Allowed
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) This is a terrible time to crash diet (as if any time was great for that kind of thing). I know you just had Thanksgiving and all, and with the holidays approaching, you’re worried about the extra pounds piling up. But the drastic measures you’re likely to be drawn to at the moment are a really awful idea. Feel free to implement any sensible, … [Read more...] about
Saturday Night Fever
Most of my Saturday nights begin the same way. Around 10-ish I cash out the last few customers at my part-time serving job, finish the tedious task of hand-rolling bundles of silverware and count my tips. Then I head to my girlfriend’s house and we debate our options: Stay in and give ourselves pedicures? Grab a mellow drink at Lahaina Coolers? Wait around until nearly … [Read more...] about Saturday Night Fever
Butterfly Effect
A father and young son become stranded in a populated strip mall grocery store in Maine where a deadly mist enshrouds the area as part of a terrible storm. Hidden in the thick fog are gigantic insects and prehistoric creatures that ensnare the store’s inhabitants, gripping them in a fear that brings out their worst and best qualities. Marcia Gay Harden is … [Read more...] about Butterfly Effect