Eh brah! You befriended me, and I treated you well. I gave you what you and your family needed. I was your friend, and you returned my friendship by stealing from me. Shame on you! You will get what you deserve, you punk. Illustration: Ron Pitts … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: I was your friend, and you stole from me!
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Eh Brah: I don’t know whether to wish you a painful death or the best of luck
Eh brah! Last weekend, I got really drunk doing shots at lunch and decided to leave my car locked, though I stupidly left the keys on the console. It was only 4pm so I figured it would be safe. Oops! That night, I got my spare keys and went with a friend around midnight to get the car. When we got there the car was broken into. You had pried the door open and taken the … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: I don’t know whether to wish you a painful death or the best of luck
Eh Brah, what gives stealing my 4Runner from Costco?
Eh Brah: What gives stealing my cherry 1989 4Runner from Costco? It was in broad daylight, too, while I was inside for 20 minutes. Even worse, you got all my spearguns and dive gear, and left me standing there in the parking lot with 48 rolls of toilet paper. Grabbing rental cars is one thing, but a classic 4Runner full of fishing gear? NO PONO! Illustration: Ron … [Read more...] about Eh Brah, what gives stealing my 4Runner from Costco?
Eh Brah: Quit stealing my driveway mirror!
Eh Brah! This sistah is tired of you breaking off (or stealing) the mirror I installed in the driveway. That was number four! They’re on there for my safety and yours. Now I’ve got to install another one so I don’t hit you when I pull out. And I’m not the only one who uses it–the mail carrier, delivery drivers, gas company rep and the meter reader all use it, too. Awe brah, if … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Quit stealing my driveway mirror!
Eh Brah! The marijuana plants you stole were my medicine!
I’m a medical marijuana patient. I have a brain tumor and residual health issues from the brain surgeries and cancer treated in the last five years. But the other night, someone waltzed into my yard and took my three plants that were in my greenhouse. I’m just super bummed, feeling stupid for not trusting my instincts and beefing up my security. If you find out any groms on the … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! The marijuana plants you stole were my medicine!