Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You easily resolve conflicts of interest between head and loins, unlike those squirrelly Geminis or those oversexed Scorpios. You rarely deviate from your prearranged priority status dictating whether brain or crotch gets to call the shots, but I urge you to this week, since your best courses of action will lie opposite your standard procedures. … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Much of your bad luck is preventable. You may have been the victim of some of the shit the world throws at people—but that’s at least partially because you’ve been making yourself such a broad target, through a range of (or perhaps just one particularly effective) self-destructive behavior. Don’t be a martyr; it’s tiresome, and ultimately not all it’s … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’re sweet, always there for people, constantly cheerful, good company. There’s little I can offer you in the way of advice, but if I had to come up with one thing: you’re too independent. You’re so self-sufficient that you don’t give those who long to get closer to you any openings to be there for you. I’m not saying you should go all soft and weak … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Turn up the volume. You’re doing really well, Virgo, at expressing your wants and needs explicitly and articulately. You’re just not doing it loudly or aggressively enough. Communicating with perfect lucidity is useless if you’re so quiet that the people who need to hear what you’re saying simply can’t. They’re mostly so eager to please that they end up … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Cancer (June 21-July 22) Many rich people don’t know how to spend their wealth. They end up squandering vast sums on ridiculous things that bring nobody pleasure, succor, or rich experience, not even themselves. Ironically, most poor people know exactly what they’d do with a cool million, if they could get their hands on it. Perhaps this concept is in the same league with the … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope