Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Allow yourself to fall in love with humanity. Make our flaws and foibles as likely to elicit giddy stomach butterflies as our more noble virtues. It should be easy for you, because compassion is second nature to you fish. Sanguine acceptance of all that we are, as a race, is going to help you through the iffy situations you’re likely to encounter this … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Be a secret admirer this week, Cancer
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Sign Language: Own your fetish, you strange Pisces
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) If a song gets stuck in your head this week, don’t share it. Grit your teeth and keep the thing to yourself. You’re likely to get infected with persistent memes you just can’t get rid of right now, like tricky, antibiotic-resistant infections. It’ll take a tremendous effort of conscious will to keep from sharing this shit with the world, but please … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Own your fetish, you strange Pisces
Sign Language: Call the Ghostbusters, Cancer
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Don’t look at not being included in something as being deliberately left out, or as anything personal. There are probably many other factors you may not be aware of or that you’re deliberately blinding yourself to. You can go ahead and see this as a personal slight, but you’d only be shooting yourself in the foot in the long run. Treating someone as … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Call the Ghostbusters, Cancer
Sign Language: Say yes this week, Leo
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Things have gotten much too complicated to bother with anymore, haven’t they? Why not just throw your hands in the air, let it go, and walk away? Screw that. Let’s not forget the fact that this situation won’t disappear that easily. Let’s also recall that a while back you decided (correctly) that the path you’re on is the right one for you, even if … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Say yes this week, Leo
Sign Language: You might have to lose to win, Scorpio
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Some rules are made to be bent or broken – but only by experts. No rule is sacrosanct; if you’re good enough, you can swim against the current and still end up getting farther faster than those who choose to go with the flow. This requires insane amounts of cunning, charm, and self-knowledge, as well as the will to knowingly break the rules. You’ve … [Read more...] about Sign Language: You might have to lose to win, Scorpio