Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) More than any other, your species has been painstakingly dissected and analyzed. I’m sure you poor Scorpios are sick of being studied so closely; these microscopic inquiries into your character are as annoying as they are invasive. You’ve done admirably well at preventing yourself from stinging those who seek to scrutinize the inscrutable, but enough … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Taurus (April 20-May 20) Bulls are famously good confidence-keepers, and for being tight-lipped about stuff like your income or emotions. But you’re lousy at tolerating secrets you’re not in on. Still, won’t you consider the possibility that you’re better off not knowing? Mystery is often preferable to certainty; the former can be alluring and glamorous, the latter dreary. … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You pride yourself on your ability to speak to anyone. Sags are more likely to have a working knowledge of several languages than any other sign. So why are you having such a hard time getting your point across and being heard, finally? It’s almost as if you’re communicating in an entirely different tongue. We’ll call it Sagittarese. The truth is, … [Read more...] about Your Horoscope
Jesus Java And Tomb Swapping
JESUS JAVA Britain’s ITV1 television network announced plans in April to accept “prop placements” to blend into production of its new reality talent show in which actors compete for the lead role in the musical Jesus Christ Superstar. The network said, for example, that it was seeking coffee machines, which piqued the interest of the De’Longhi brand manager, who offered its … [Read more...] about Jesus Java And Tomb Swapping