By the Editors at Andrews McMeel ECLIPSING WEIRD A California man with European heritage “strong and pure” placed an ad on Craigslist in advance of the solar eclipse on Aug. 21, seeking a “worthy female” to have sex with him in Oregon and “conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” “Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic … [Read more...] about NOTW: Smell testers, insect burgers and gruesome nail gun accidents
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Maui Humane Society needs immediate short term foster homes for dogs
The Maui Humane Society is asking the community for help in meeting their urgent need for short-term foster homes for dogs. Dogs are coming in almost daily, and the kennels are starting to get uncomfortably crowded; people who are able to temporarily house a dog are urged to consider hosting a pet in their home until a permanent forever home can be found. “Please consider … [Read more...] about Maui Humane Society needs immediate short term foster homes for dogs
Maui Humane Society to close its overnight receiving kennels
The Maui Humane Society plans to close its overnight receiving kennels next month. Starting April 1, all stray and owner-surrendered animals must be brought into the shelter during normal business hours, Monday through Saturday, 11am-6pm. In the case of an after-hours emergency, you can still call MHS Humane Enforcement at 808-877-3680 ext. 211 for them to pick up a stray … [Read more...] about Maui Humane Society to close its overnight receiving kennels
15 Ways You Can Be a Better Dog Owner on Maui
My first dog was named Bandito. I adopted him when I was 16. Okay, I didn’t officially adopt him–I stole him from a drug-dealer who'd left him in a truck with the windows rolled down for two days. Bandito was a four-month old brindle American Staffordshire Terrier with a broken hip when I found him. He'd been living with a broken hip for two months; his back left leg growth was … [Read more...] about 15 Ways You Can Be a Better Dog Owner on Maui
Sign Language: No horoscope for Virgos this week because our astrologer has to rearrange his bookshelves
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) When I went off to summer camp as a kid, it was its own world. It was a chance for me and my fellow campers to try on new selves, unhampered by the expectations of those who already knew us. Camp’s not like that anymore; everyone’s got cellphones and email and stays mostly stuck in their at-home selves, because they never really leave them behind. … [Read more...] about Sign Language: No horoscope for Virgos this week because our astrologer has to rearrange his bookshelves