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Eh Brah! Our readers complain about the wildest things
Just about every week for the past dozen years or so, MauiTime has run a column called Eh Brah! It’s simple: readers write to us about some parasite or good-for-nothing who’s harmed them (or some good samaritan who assisted them) and then we run it–with all names and identifying details removed–with a funny cartoon. It’s probably our most popular feature, and rightly … [Read more...] about Eh Brah! Our readers complain about the wildest things
First Amendment Blues and Cultural Diversity and Squirrels Gone Wild
FIRST AMENDMENT BLUES In the public libraries of Seattle (as in most public libraries), patrons are not allowed to eat, sleep (or even appear to be sleeping), be shirtless, go barefoot, have bad body odor or talk too loudly–because other patrons might be disturbed. But in Seattle, as the Post-Intelligencer reported in September, librarians do permit patrons to watch hard-core … [Read more...] about First Amendment Blues and Cultural Diversity and Squirrels Gone Wild
Quetzal Guerrero and Valentines Burlesque and Timothy Wisdom and John Cruz
THURSDAY, FEB. 14 FREE TAX PREP – Tis the season to file your taxes and AARP Foundation's Tax Aid Program is here to help! The program will offer free tax preparation assistance and e-filing of returns for low and moderate income wage earners. Help will be available through April 13 in Kahului, Lahaina, Kihei and Paia. Taxpayers must not have rental income, 10 or fewer stock … [Read more...] about Quetzal Guerrero and Valentines Burlesque and Timothy Wisdom and John Cruz
Urinal Tech And Fight Church And Nessie Proves Existence Of God
URINAL TECH Two Brazilian firms collaborated recently to test a whimsical device that could perhaps lessen splashing on men’s room floors: a urinal containing a fretboard that makes musical sounds as liquid hits it (if the stream is strong enough). According to a May report in the Brazilian edition of Billboard magazine, versions were set up in several Sao Paulo bars to see if … [Read more...] about Urinal Tech And Fight Church And Nessie Proves Existence Of God