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Eh Brah, what gives stealing my 4Runner from Costco?
Eh Brah: What gives stealing my cherry 1989 4Runner from Costco? It was in broad daylight, too, while I was inside for 20 minutes. Even worse, you got all my spearguns and dive gear, and left me standing there in the parking lot with 48 rolls of toilet paper. Grabbing rental cars is one thing, but a classic 4Runner full of fishing gear? NO PONO! Illustration: Ron … [Read more...] about Eh Brah, what gives stealing my 4Runner from Costco?
Eh Brah: Use the crosswalks on South Kihei Road!
Eh tourists! Use da crosswalks! They’re everywhere! Look to da left, look to da right. Walk another 20 yards, use ‘em. Hawaii taxpayers would really appreciate it, since we put ‘em in on South Kihei Road to keep you safe (hopefully). Blinking lights can be irritating and ruin our island style, but we do it to keep pedestrians and commuters safe. Making a car stop for you can … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: Use the crosswalks on South Kihei Road!
Eh Brah: What are you doing on the road?!
I was driving down Pi‘ilani Highway, going about 55 to 60mph. I was about 50 feet away from an intersection when this moron (that would be you) in a red car just decided to turn left onto the highway. If I didn’t slam on my breaks, I’d be dead, but if you just waited for two cars to pass you would have had a clear path. What’s wrong with you?! If you can’t tell how fast the … [Read more...] about Eh Brah: What are you doing on the road?!
Drew Toonz wonders what Trump actually meant by threatening North Korea with ‘Fire and Fury’
Illustration: Andrew Miller … [Read more...] about Drew Toonz wonders what Trump actually meant by threatening North Korea with ‘Fire and Fury’