Gemini (May 21-June 20) Here you go. What do you mean, “what is it?” It’s an invisible jet, of course. Yes, I know you’ll look ridiculous flying around in it. Does that mean you don’t want it? If possibly embarrassing yourself will keep you from exercising every resource at your disposal, you might as well give up now. There’s a shitload of fun to be had with an invisible jet … [Read more...] about Sign Language: No dumping, Virgo
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Sign Language: Time for a heart-to-heart, Libra
Gemini (May 21-June 20) A friend of mine recently described someone we know as a “killjoy.” I hadn’t thought about it that way, but I had to admit that the label fit perfectly. Now, no one sets out to make everyone around them miserable. But some people get so caught up in their negative take on the world that they habitually burst balloons and otherwise poke holes in other … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Time for a heart-to-heart, Libra
Sign Language: Just accept it Libra, there are no robots with working genitalia
Gemini (May 21-June 20) So much of what happens to you is purely the result of your own expectations. If you decide that every Monday is stressful and crazy, then your experience of each and every Monday will be exactly that. While naturally there’s a basis for your opinion (perhaps there is more work to do on Mondays), if you go into work deciding that your previous … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Just accept it Libra, there are no robots with working genitalia
Sign Language: Make a friend, Leo
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Self-imposed limits or restrictions are rarely as strict or immutable as people publicly pretend. Given the opportunity to try something they’ve been curious about, with no consequences, and assured that no one would ever know… well, most people would give it a go. Moral, ethical, and practical considerations don’t really weigh into situations like … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Make a friend, Leo
Sign Language: It’s OK to be bitchy this week, Virgo
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Notice how much you’re complaining this week. Don’t bother assessing whether you have valid reasons to complain (you do), but simply look at how much you’re kvetching. At some point, it doesn’t matter how legitimate your beefs are. If people are sick of hearing you gripe about them, your complaints are likely to have more of a negative impact on your … [Read more...] about Sign Language: It’s OK to be bitchy this week, Virgo